[She's not wrong. If Charlie ever shows up the two of them might create some kind of bubbly, optimistic singularity.]

Long... barrels... spit... bullets... lots.

[Why yes, she is taking notes.]

I'll see what I can do. It's okay if he's not enthusiastic, I mean he doesn't even know I exist. I just want him to be... at least a little safer than he is now. Everyone here deserves that, if they can't already defend themselves better than a stun phaser can.